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Carter_SG1
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 Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:49 pm Post subject: 10 WAYS TO TELL YOUR ROOMMATE IS A GOA'ULD |
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10. They have a really outrageous wardrobe
9. They don't need a lamp on the night table to read - they just glow their eyes.
8. They hang out with people who have tattoos on their forhead
7. They sleep more often in a huge stone sarcophagus, than in their bed
6. They always talk about founding a new religion - with themselves as god
5. They address you only as 'slave' or 'human'.
4. They talk about their plans to take over the Galaxy
3. Not only will they never do the dishes or cook - they expect you to bring the food to their chair
2. They have bought this huge, imposing throne chair on eBay
and the number one way to tell if your roommate is a Goa'uld
1. Everyone is 'insolent'
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yuuuuuuuup
that sounds like vala alright
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Vala Mal Doran
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May I please stress to you that I am a former host to a Goa'uld!!
...and my wardrobe is far from outrageous! Samantha Carter... retract that sentiment, please... 
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Did I hear something?
Sounded like a tiny whiny Vala like voice, but she's legged it off to another planet so no couldn't be her now could it? 
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Vala Mal Doran
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...and I haven't got a huge, imposing chair off eBay!
Just a... ummm... huge, imposing bed... which I'm off to! 
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you got it from amazon didnt you 
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uh... just noticed that you forgot something
for telling someone you want to speak to them- kree
and uh... refering to your room mate... think you missed out- jaffa
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