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Vala Mal Doran



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:43 am    Post subject: Psssssst... Mitchell... Reply with quote

Hello

Very Happy

I just thought I'd let you know that I can help with that... y'know... little medical problem you have. The ummm... <whispers> haemoroids. I read it in your confidential files in Dr. Fraiser's office... so anytime you need that special medication, don't wait for Fraiser, come and see me! I have the paperwork to fast track your medicine! At least, I think it was your file I read it in Confused

And I assure you my fee will only be a tiny, weeny one for such a rapid service...

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Obviously - don't tell Fraiser she has some competition!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

VALA Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Report to Major Carter Now
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

But I'm trying to be helpful... he has an itchy... thingy... clearly!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vala Mal Doran wrote:
itchy... thingy


thingy,,, err Iris is that what you mean Rolling Eyes
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Also the new Teal'c as seen on Chevron 7 Episode 1
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly, we have an understanding, Dr. Higgs! You try and help out a... close friend and colleague and look what happens!

<whispers> I trust this doesn't alter our little arrangement, Dr. Higgs?? 25%, I seem to remember...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vala Mal Doran wrote:


But I'm trying to be helpful... he has an itchy... thingy... clearly!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<whispers to Vala>,, Unfortunatley there is a debate amongst the pool about if you truely made it to three days,,,but I think we may be still OK seeing as I know the airman in charge,, his wife,, and his girfriend Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, Major Carter... are you here to tell me off?? <stifles a yawn> Confused

<winks at Dr. Higgs in a co-conspiritorial way> Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, that ... err must be a different Colonel Mitchell. Yeah that works...

*psst* Hey, Vala. Cut me in on your deal and I won't shoot you!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaah! Colonel Mitchell... hello <vb grin Very Happy >

<whispers back:> Considering only yourself and Major Carter are the only two who haven't shot me or drugged me senseless, I shall have to assume you're bluffing due to your high moral fibre and idealistic attitude.

5%... last and only offer

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can be shot again you know...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or drugged Shocked

Dont forget the CCTV has sound now Exclamation
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<in a raised voice for benefit of -- and as a star of -- cctv camera>

...so... HOW... DARE you try and ask for A CUT of any PROFIT that I could make through HELPING YOUR PEOPLE... DR. FRAISER AND JONAS QUINN...

<points at them serruptitiously for cctv camera operator's benefit in IDing the suspects>
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats not gonna work Vala
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad

Oh... well... it was worth a try Sad

Sorry.

Am I in trouble again? Best give these Prescription Pads back to Dr. Fraiser as well...


Sad Sad Sad


Anyone got a Nurofen tablet??
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