Carter_SG1
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 Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:48 pm Post subject: Stargate jokes |
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Q: What did the Tok'ra healer say to the Tau'ri patient who came in with a broken arm?
A: Please open your mouth.
Q: What did the Tok'ra healer say to the Tau'ri patient who had broken a leg?
A: Please open your mouth.
Q:How many Jaffa does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A:Knowledge of Goa'uld magic is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many Tok'ra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but we Tok'ra have no use for your primitive, Tau'ri technology
Q:Why did the wraith stop sucking the life out of the clown?
A:He tasted funny.
Q:How many Asgard does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:All Asgard ships are currently unavailable, assisting in the effort to change the fuse.
Q:How many Aschen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:Two. One to replace the lightbulb with this fabulous new chandelier and the other to disconnect the house from the power grid.
Q:What did the Aschen say after dialing the black hole.
A:Well this sucks.
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