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Vala Mal Doran
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<Standing alone in my 'modest' accommodation at SGC... taking in a deeeeeeeep breath and attempting to lower my voice significantly and add some extra strength to it... just the way Qetesh used to make me...>
I AM YOUR GOD. YOU WILL -coughcough- ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME... THE EVER-BEAUTIFUL QE-coughcough VALA, I MEAN VALA...
<ooops  hope nobody heard that!>
Vala
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Jonas
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Thats a good way to get yourself shot round here...I'd keep your voice down if I were you.
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Vala Mal Doran
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Yes... silly me... old habits and all that...
If you people would let me off this base, I could resume some of my business activities. I still have some 'mineral extraction' business on a small planet or two, and it's unfair of you to ruin my business AND keep me out of circulation! Just might the oldvoice back for a bit though.
Keep quiet about it, Jonas, and I'll cut you in at say, 5%...
Vala
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Jonas
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Just behave yourself Vala. I have work to do!
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Vala Mal Doran
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Righto, Jonas! Thanks!
<Walks straight to the Gate Control Room and proclaims boldly to Walter Harriman...>
I have authority from Jonas Quinn and all the way up to the temporarily absent Colonel O'Neill for you to dial <hands Walter a passable forgery of a US Airforce requisition form> this gate address for me...
<bites lower lip nervously>
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Jonas
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<walks into the Gate room>
I said 'behave' Vala
<pulls out a Zat and fires a shot at her>
Sigh... stick her in the brig Airmen. Now I have paperwork to fill in about this and report it to the Colonel.
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Vala Mal Doran
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uuuurrrgggh... mmmmuuuurrrrrrgh
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Jonas
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Shred that 'requistion' form will you? thanks Walter. Oh, and unless anyone else from SG1 is with her...don't let Vala dial the Gate.
Where's Sam or Daniel when I need them? 
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Vala Mal Doran
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<comes-to on the Brig floor where deposited bodily several hours earlier>
Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh... my head and back really hurt...
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JONAS!! What's the matter with you??? Was that truly necessary?? You could have earned serious amounts of... wealth... riches... and assorted treasure! Forget it, now!
And I've forgiven Daniel for Zatting me, because... well... just because... but that was unforgivable!  I'll not forget it!!
<slumps back down behind Brig door>
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Jonas
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I did tell you to behave Vala. But you didn't, so I had no choice. So quit complaining.
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I'm away for a couple of days and this happens! Leave Vala there for a little longer. She will calm down when she gets hungry.
Vala, I saw the cctv footage and handing Walter a note saying I" have a zat and I'm not afraid to use it" just doesn't go down well around here.
walks away from the brig in the general direction of the canteen
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Ok...just keep an eye on her airmen. We're getting something to eat. Let us know if she wants to co-operate
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Vala Mal Doran
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<smiles sweetly and winks to Airman through the small slot in the Brig door>
So... how much does a strapping, handsome and talented man such as yourself earn here at SGC?? And it's pretty lonely here... away from your lady friend...
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You're still on CCTV Vala.
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Vala Mal Doran
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And you're still a fool, Jonas! A treasureless fool...
<stomach rumbles very loudly>
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