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Vala Mal Doran
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Get your big hands off me, you... hey!! PUT ME DOWN!! JONAS! Is this a good time to tell you I HATE needles?????
Let go of me, right away!!!!
Aaaaaaargh!!!!
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Tell that to Fraiser! 
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Vala Mal Doran
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<thinks: It's been three hours now. What is Dr. Fraiser doing that's soooo important. Doctor-ey stuff?? Pffff...
Looks around Fraiser's private office in the Infirmary. Starts chhewing a fresh piece of chewing gum. Hmmmmm... computer's on... hmmm... interesting... I didn't know Mitchell suffered with that... ooooh and look at this... Report on the Mental Condition of Colonel Jack O'Neill, US Air Force, Confidential... well I never... he really is wonko... I knew it!
Accidentally drags My Computer icon into wastebasket... Oooops; this silly computer has stopped working!! 
Wanders about a bit more. Sees Dr. Fraisers stethoscope on the desk. Takes out chewing gum and sticks it up the business end.
Looks at paperwork on the desk. Re-shuffles it all out of order, absent-mindedly.
Walks over to big cabinet full of... weird-looking stuff... thinks:
Now... what's that lot worth???>
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Dr Fraiser
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Thud....as Vala hits the floor..(shame she didnt see the needle coming)
Take her to the brig Guys.She needs to be taught a lesson! 
(removes chewing gum from stethascope and changes password on computer.)
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Vala Mal Doran
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uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh...
<dimly aware through drug-induced haze of staring at the Brig floor... again...>
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Looks like Vala's back in the brig again. I'll inform the command staff of the situation and stop her offworld travel until she co-operates
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Vala Mal Doran
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<woken to consciousness by enormously loud tummy rumble>
I think that having Qetesh removed from me by an angry mob was an easier ride than being here at SGC...
Can I have some Jello... or something to eat...
...now?
...please???
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<Dr Higgs distracts the gaurds away from brig, and slips some Blue jello, and a steak to Vala>
Righto Vala,, your behaviour isn't going down to well,, You got to the point where there a pool on who's going to zat/sedate/somehow render you unconciose, next.
See all your doing is creating profit for others and not you  so If I where you I'd fly straight, and behave,, plus I got $200 says you can go without a reasonable cause for a zatting or alike for the next 3 days,, if you manage it I'm in for a good win,, I'll cut you in for 30% of the profits,, 
Now BEHAVE,, cause if I loose my $200 I'll start carrying a zat,, get the hint 
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Dr Higgs doesn't realise that the security camera's around the brig also have the ability to pick up sound too.....Just incase Vala tries anything on with the guards.
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Dr Higgs is fully aware of the camera's, and ther sound abilities,, he is thinking this is a more Vala way to handle Vala,, money,, And so she feels at least one person is on her side,,, these are my thoughts though so 
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Mmmmm.... lovely!!
<inhales the food that Dr. Higgs has given me>
mmmmm mmmm... 30% you say mmmmm mmmmm gulp mmmmmm mmmm gulp mmmmmm...
I was thinking more of 40%, Dr. Higgs...
mmm mmmmm gulp... delicious!!!
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It's now 25% are you sure you want to keep on haggling??? You do know I also have $20 on Jonas being the next too get you,, and the win on that'll cover my $200,, And where do you think I got these Twinkies <waves 2 twinkies in front of bars>,, now if Jonas came by and found empty twinkie wrappers near your cell what do you think will happen,,, so 25% OK?  for that I'll even throw in the twinkies
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<even I can eventually capitulate... and do>
So... you mentioned 25%, cash... and Twinkies... just pass them through the bars... please... Dr. Higgs. By the way, I like your style. You're clearly an independent chancer, like myself...
Ummm... Twinkies??
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<hands twinkies over>
Now don't let the sugar rush get the better of you, remember you only get the 25% if there's 25% there to get,, remember,, BEHAVE,, K
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Vala Mal Doran
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<Sugar rush hits and the urge to write emerses me. On the back of a stol- obtained piece of paper from Dr. Fraisers office -- something about an urgent request for Preparation H for Mitchell... he'll have to wait as my needs are more important -- I begin to write:
Dearest Daniel
I have decided to forgive you for Zatting me for a second time. I realise that you have to be cruel to be kind, and that you were simply saving me from myself whilst guided by some higher spiritual... thingo.
It must be hard for you to hold back your true feelings in the way you are; your colleagues would only make ribald comments behind your back if they knew you had unwittingly fallen for such a beautiful, witty and trustworthy and gorgeous soulmate. It can be our secret.
Sex would be nice, though. I have seldom come across someone with as much sexual self-control as you, Tiger! Grrrrrrrrrr!
Meanwhile, can you please try harder to make sense of that Tablet I brought here for you? Chop chop!!
Love and lots more love
Vala
XXXXXXX>
Okay.
I have behaved for two whole hours!
Can I come out of the Brig now... errrr please??
Is anybody there??????
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