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Vala Mal Doran
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 Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:42 am Post subject: Moon Rock! Moon Rock! Get your Moon Rock here! |
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Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen of SGC, here on my little tabletop are samples of real moon rock! I do not accept imitations... this is the real deal... the finest available on your planet. Prices start at $100 for small pebbles and go to the stars for larger quantites!
Start your own home rockery, or take one as a pet, or...
<hurriedly starts cramming goods back into a box as SGC Officer types hove into view>
Vala
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Put them back Vala!
GUARDS!!
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<whispers out of side of mouth>
Jonas... sssssssshhhhhhh!! Are you crazy? I'll split any profit with you... 60 / 40!! Just send the Guards away...
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Sam will notice that they've gone from the lab. Put 'em back. Or do we have to get Doc Fraiser to sedate you again?
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Well Ichecked, there are only 4 missing from the lab,, but the fish tank in the rec room seems to have been emptied of rocks  
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Wouldn't be a bit suspicious that most of the 'moon rocks' are wet?
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Walks into canteen to get some lunch....
Hey guys, has anyone borrowed some of the naquada mineral rocks that I'm due to do some testing on? I'm sure they were in my Lab.
Ooooh, Blue jello....mmmm
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Ask Vala,, I think she said she was cleaning them,, thats why most of the rocks she had where wet 
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Cleaning....Wet??? What is she doing now!!!! hmmm..
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If it wasn't for Jonas turning up like that!!! 
Look... nobody here would be any the wiser... who knows what moon rock looks like? OK... Sam does, I'll give you that. But why didn't anyone tell me you don't have water on your stupid moon????
Please don't let O'Neill know about this... please
Anyone got a hairdryer?
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Hey I'm not to blame here. I told you to put them back!
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VALA!!!!!
Put the rocks back exactly where you found them! DO NOT use the hairdryer onany of them, do you have any idea what may happen if you heat them?
No?...........Well neither do I....So lets not go down that route.
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Ooooh! Pfffffffffffff!!!!
Aren't we all touchy about a little bit of naquada and some pebbles from a fish tank!!
Sam... would it really have blow up if I'd heated it with my hairdryer?? 
I can't get the fish back, I'm afraid...
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Actually....I have no idea. But that was what I was going to test it for....but not with a hairdryer!!!!
Please tell me you didn't eat those fish? 
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...ummmmm... no, not personally. But the chef did say that fish would be a welcome addition to the menu...
Sorry.
Can I keep the money? I did actually manage to sell a piece of 'moon rock', too. Don't panic, people, it was a fishtank rock. No harm done!
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