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Jonas
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Yes give them back to Fraiser. Go on...off you go. She'll have some tylenol.
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Vala Mal Doran
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OK...
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Errr... hello Dr. Fraiser. Jonas sent me here. I need a pill. For a headache... brought on by some bad dreams. I dreamt I was a tortoise swimming in blue jello, happily swimming away, when BLAM... there I was, strapped to O'Neills head like some cycling helmet. I just looked so dreadfully unfashionable, you know.
This lead to a deep sense of embarrassment.
Then I stopped being a tortoise.
Is there a pill to stop this?
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Cameron Mitchell
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| Vala Mal Doran wrote: | <whispers back:> Considering only yourself and Major Carter are the only two who haven't shot me or drugged me senseless, I shall have to assume you're bluffing due to your high moral fibre and idealistic attitude.
5%... last and only offer |
I have my people do my shooting and drugging for me
10% or I have Jonas stalk you with a zat gun! 5%, really. And after I sent you some treasure!
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Dr Fraiser
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Ah my pads,the ones you knew nothing about.Strange that!
Dont think Tylonol will cure that but i may have something else.I will just get my rubber gloves..... 
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Vala Mal Doran
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Cameron Mitchell wrote: | | Vala Mal Doran wrote: | <whispers back:> Considering only yourself and Major Carter are the only two who haven't shot me or drugged me senseless, I shall have to assume you're bluffing due to your high moral fibre and idealistic attitude.
5%... last and only offer |
I have my people do my shooting and drugging for me
10% or I have Jonas stalk you with a zat gun! 5%, really. And after I sent you some treasure! |
<says in a casual, even offhand manner of someone blustering when embarrassed but waaaaay too proud to admit it>
Mitchell... you surprise me with your ruthlessness! How's the Iris?
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Vala Mal Doran
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr Fraiser wrote: | Ah my pads,the ones you knew nothing about.Strange that!
Dont think Tylonol will cure that but i may have something else.I will just get my rubber gloves..... |
Ah... yes... those pads. I thought you'd dropped them... so I'm just returning them to you. Did you say rubber gloves??
Errr.... ummmmmmm.... is that the time - I really must be going... byyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Dr Fraiser
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Glad your feeling better 
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Vala Mal Doran
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Yes, thank you... 
unlike poor Mitchell who will continue to have an itchy Iris next time he steps through the Chappa'ai, because he can't get the relief he needs because you shut down the only competition in town... well... here.
Mitchell... I shall call you 'Itchell' from now on.
Ummm... what pill can you recommend for my wonko dreams, Dr. Fraiser???
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Cameron Mitchell
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I could recommend a zat blast to the head.
Jonas ...
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Vala Mal Doran
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Good job you're not the Doctor around here, then! Having said that, this planet's first resort in dealing with things and or people... usually me... is to shoot first and ask questions later... actually... that seems to be Dr. Fraiser's manner exactly!
Really. I've had nothing but trouble since I arrived here...
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Jonas
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Awww poor Vala. As we have pointed out, the SGC is a military operation and has rules. Its up to you if you follow them or not. But if you choose not to, then we have to take action. Usually zat or needle based. 
So if you behave, you dont get zatted.
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Vala Mal Doran
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OK.
You're quite right. Rules are rules. Thank you for straightening me out on this, Jonas.
<gauges Jonas' build and clothing size... turns on heel and finds that computer terminal, way down in the SGC basement where there's only the single camera that can be turned slightly to one side so I can get online... furtively checks to see if nobody is around...>
Right... www. victorias secret... that's about his size.... oooh <giggle> he'd look great in a pair of those... and fishnet stockings... gift for... Mr. Jonas Quinn... payment details... hmmm... whose can I put in there...
<a bit more computer database hacking>
...Mr. Woolsley... oh... I've been mis-spelling his name all this time... Mr. Woolsey... delivery address... C/O USAF, Cheyenne Mountain... yada yada...
<final flourish of order with one dramatic press of an 'order' button>
My work here is done! Just got to put that camera back to where it was.
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Vala Mal Doran
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Any, ummm... interesting mail arrive today?
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